Came across these while I was looking for a recipe for tabbouleh in an old note book. Not especially serious, nor very good, but silly enough to be worth sharing.
wished to be remembered for philosophy
but its really his math that ought to be
base pleasures, he would up-send ’em;
though many do him despise
for his propensity to maximise!
his contribution to logic was mega
though its proper application he surely didn’t use
in his inane hatred for the Jews
renowned for his daily jaunt;
his systems were categorical
and their application not merely rhetorical